Number 10: Do you speak French?
Many people claim to be able to speak a strange language called French. After several interviews with a plethora of French teachers, I have discovered that they were instructed by government officials to make up a language, as French, like France is not real, but a deranged dream created by government employees and taught to hundred of innocent children. Why cover this up? Find out soon.
Many people claim to be able to speak a strange language called French. After several interviews with a plethora of French teachers, I have discovered that they were instructed by government officials to make up a language, as French, like France is not real, but a deranged dream created by government employees and taught to hundred of innocent children. Why cover this up? Find out soon.
Number 9: The America Revolution
You may have been told that the American revolution would never have been won if it wasn't for the "French" support. In reality, the government is trying to cover up the secret alien weapons found at Roanoke that were the only reason we won the revolution. If we knew about the secret weapons the U.S secretly has, there would be widespread panic and fear.
You may have been told that the American revolution would never have been won if it wasn't for the "French" support. In reality, the government is trying to cover up the secret alien weapons found at Roanoke that were the only reason we won the revolution. If we knew about the secret weapons the U.S secretly has, there would be widespread panic and fear.
Number 8: Name a Famous French Person
Can't? Thats because there are none. No person from France has ever done anything, as they don't exist.
Can't? Thats because there are none. No person from France has ever done anything, as they don't exist.
Number 7: French Fries
As of now, historians have been able to figure out that French Fries actually originated from the country of Belguim, where farmers fried potato slices in fat. Their reasoning; They couldn't have come from France, as France is actually a ocean hiding huge tidal machines that control all liquid. French Fries, more like Belguim Fries. France, more like nothing.
As of now, historians have been able to figure out that French Fries actually originated from the country of Belguim, where farmers fried potato slices in fat. Their reasoning; They couldn't have come from France, as France is actually a ocean hiding huge tidal machines that control all liquid. French Fries, more like Belguim Fries. France, more like nothing.
Number 6: The Eiffel Tower
After many years of research, I have determined the following conclusion; Eiffel, Sheimffel. Really, there is no point in discussing this, the Eiffel tower can't be real. Have you ever seen it? If yes, consider that you may have been through intense brainwashing.
After many years of research, I have determined the following conclusion; Eiffel, Sheimffel. Really, there is no point in discussing this, the Eiffel tower can't be real. Have you ever seen it? If yes, consider that you may have been through intense brainwashing.
Number 5: Have you ever heard of a French music band?
No? Don't be surprised. Nearly no one has ever heard of a French musician, band or anything. Any other country has a plethora of musicians but not France. Even if there were, they would be lies concocted by various vague but menacing government agencies.
No? Don't be surprised. Nearly no one has ever heard of a French musician, band or anything. Any other country has a plethora of musicians but not France. Even if there were, they would be lies concocted by various vague but menacing government agencies.
Number 4: The Mona Lisa
Have you ever seen the Mona Lisa? No? Not surprising. In fact, no one in the history of the world has ever seen it, the orignal was destroyed, the artist sent to prison, and then claiming it came from some guy in France. In reality, the painting is a government brainwashing technique used by both Great Britain and the United States to control and sedate the people.
Have you ever seen the Mona Lisa? No? Not surprising. In fact, no one in the history of the world has ever seen it, the orignal was destroyed, the artist sent to prison, and then claiming it came from some guy in France. In reality, the painting is a government brainwashing technique used by both Great Britain and the United States to control and sedate the people.
Number 3: Have you met anyone from France?
I wouldn't be surprised if the answer was no. This is due to their lack of existence. Any French person you may see is most likely a government agent, sent in to brainwash you.
I wouldn't be surprised if the answer was no. This is due to their lack of existence. Any French person you may see is most likely a government agent, sent in to brainwash you.
Number 2: The French Military
Across history, it is plain to see that the French Military rarely puts up any significant resistant to any invasion. This is most likely due, to their complete nonexistence. The fact it took Germany six weeks to take France in WWII is astounding, as it there was nothing to invade in the first place. Look closely, and think deeper about the world around you.
Across history, it is plain to see that the French Military rarely puts up any significant resistant to any invasion. This is most likely due, to their complete nonexistence. The fact it took Germany six weeks to take France in WWII is astounding, as it there was nothing to invade in the first place. Look closely, and think deeper about the world around you.
Number 1:Have you ever even been to France?
Surprisingly, many of those who claim to have been to the fictional country of France have never seen it's supposed landscape. Not seeing, is not believing in my eyes. Before you interject and say, "But, I have" I would like you to consider if that wasn't a dream or chem-trail through upon hallucination. Do you remember how you got to France? Or only remember flying to France? Either way suggest it was but a utter fantasy.
Surprisingly, many of those who claim to have been to the fictional country of France have never seen it's supposed landscape. Not seeing, is not believing in my eyes. Before you interject and say, "But, I have" I would like you to consider if that wasn't a dream or chem-trail through upon hallucination. Do you remember how you got to France? Or only remember flying to France? Either way suggest it was but a utter fantasy.